How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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