- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

I walk into a bar...

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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