- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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