What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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punchline below punchline above

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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