A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Abortion.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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