- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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