I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

N-E Pats never cheated

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Prostitution is bad.......

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Get it? More.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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