whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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