- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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