- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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