- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what has genitial warts? me

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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