- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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