Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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sky's sty

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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