- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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