- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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