Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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