What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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I walk into a bar...

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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