What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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