- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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