How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is cowboy say

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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stinky boner

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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