- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

YEAH THEY DO!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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