- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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