What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Your mom went to college

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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