Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

whats worse than gill? nothing

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man? A person

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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