- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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