roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Robin, get in the batmobile

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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