Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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