- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Republicans

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What? Why?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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