- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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