Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Your mom is so nice.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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