roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

woman's rights

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Im gay What about you

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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