- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What's 9+10? 19.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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