Justin Bieber.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's a joke? Funny

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

[Set up] [No punch line]

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

I like school Said no one ever.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Caolan and Eamon

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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