- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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