A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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