A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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