- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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