- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I like school Said no one ever.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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