Hail Heetluh

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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9/11

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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