Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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