- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

I'm rick james bitch

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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