- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

I read the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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