Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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