- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why did the black guy die? cancer

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

9/11

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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