What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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