Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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