- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Chicken

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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