your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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- Helen Keller

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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hi joshua

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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lets bomb africa

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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