- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

i like men but im not gay

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

WILLY

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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