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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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