- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the old man say? Im old

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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