- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

A black man has a job.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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