A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Life

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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