- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What comes after 69? 70

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

a irish man walks past a bar

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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