- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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