- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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