if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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