Homosexualism is so gay man

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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