Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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CHORGLUND

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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you gay?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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epic win?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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