- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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