- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Women's rights

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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