- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Emily Walker.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Yo mama so fat.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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