Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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