- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What is red? A rock painted red

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Im gay What about you

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Penis

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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