- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Stop Iran! We need the money.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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