- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Today is March 22.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

wael.. nuff said

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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