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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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