Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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