Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Women's rights.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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