Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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