What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's two plus two? Window

Womens rights

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

CFL

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

An Aisian failed a test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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