- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

A mormon walks into a bar.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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