- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What can make you pee? Liquid

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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