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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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