Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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The game.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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