Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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so how about that irline food

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Anti Joke

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