Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Womens rights.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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