- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A black man has a job.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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