- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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