What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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your mom is so fat.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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