If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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