Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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