- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

I went to school. Then I came home.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

minorities

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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