man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Anti Joke

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