What is white and square? A ping pong block

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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