a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

My wife made me a sandwich

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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