- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

just in time?

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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