How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Adam Chebali has no life

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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did you stub your toe?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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