What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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