What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

joe diragi whacks off his dog

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

My name is me I like fired chicken!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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