Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Knock knock *open*

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

haha black people :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Laugh.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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