- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

whats 1 + 1? 2

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

My wife made me a sandwich

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