Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are flowers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's 9+10? 19

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

knock knock There's no door

Patriarchy.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

ur gay

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what's worst than being gay? being black

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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