- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Whats brown and smells bad poo

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Religionh

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

why did the man die? he had cancer

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