Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Religionh

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Womens rights.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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